You can’t just change one thing and be a different person, you have to change everything. It took years to mold you into the person you are now, and it’s going to take effort to free yourself. ​You know this, or you wouldn't be here. 

Welcome to the first day of thinking for yourself.

WHAT IF YOU COULD......


Get out of bed every day and do something you love

Make money while you sleep

Have drama-free intimacy and great sex

Look and feel better than you ever have

Have friends all over the world

Be the most interesting person in the room

Kill a bear with your pinkie finger (just kidding)

You're not alone. We've been there.


WE USED TO BE....


stuck in the mainstream hamster wheel

working 70 hours a week

drowning in our monthly overhead

eating breakfast at Starbucks and lunch out

taking multiple daily medications just to function

overweight, unhealthy, unhappy

in bad relationships, and

unable to see a way out


NOW OUR LIFE IS MADE UP OF....


Delicious, healthy food

A drama-free polyamorous relationship

2-3 months of travel every year

Self employment and passive income

A world wide network of friends

A rich community of healers



​It's not because we're lucky. It's because we made changes.


This didn't cost us loads of money or come about in any special way that isn't accessible to you, too. 
That is why we have created this e-course, "Reality Rehab: Your Road Map to a Life of Freedom". 

"Reality Rehab is totally what I have been looking for. There are many aspects of my life that I sort of half ass and I lacked the motivation and courage to be my 100% self. It's unreal that one's authentic true self can seem so unattainable. I am at the tip of the iceberg and Reality Rehab is motivation, it is the encouragement I needed."

-Justine Sanders

This self-led course is for you if:

  • Feel stuck, overwhelmed and uninspired by life.
  • You're ready for a change, but don't know where to start. 
  • You know there's a greater purpose to life, but you don't know how to find yours.

This self-led course is NOT for you if:

  • You live your passion every day and make money doing it. 
  • You have deep, meaningful, healthy relationships of all kinds.
  • You have great sex, eat well, and are healthy, happy and fulfilled.

"I can directly link some of the most fantastic aspects of my life to the teachings I've received from Katie and Kris. From creative web design to what kind of car to buy next to raising chickens and of course - open, honest, grown up sex ed discussions about creating a soul shaking sex life in my love relationship. And now they've gone and put it in an e-course for all to enjoy. They are like having a swiss army knife for sculpting your life - seriously potent and deeply resourced coaches/humans. Take this course and connect with them only if you're ready to witness a dramatic and lasting shift in the life you've been living thus far. Seriously."

-Kelly Watkins

IF YOU ARE.....

stuck in a job you hate

living in a cluttered space

weird about sex in any way

overworked and underpaid

frustrated, unable to express yourself

overwhelmed with the concept of eating healthy

living outside your means

dreaming of travel


AND YOU'RE READY TO...


map out a plan and quit your 9-5

clear out your space and make room for the new

embrace your sexuality as a normal part of life

find your passion and make money doing it

communicate clearly and easily

simplify your life and eat healthier

lower your overhead and gain your freedom

make travel a part of your lifestyle


You're in the right place.


Most of what you believe is one dimensional, because there's just the one way you've been taught is acceptable to do things: get a degree, find a mate, have the babies, get a good job, save money, retire.

That's it. There aren't many variables. You're set up to live a pretty robotic life.


​This course is not about doing what we tell you to do. It's about thinking for yourself. This course isn't about living like we do. It's about mapping out your own life.

We're here to act as the catalyst. We're here so you have somewhere to start. 


The root of what people are drawn to about our lifestyle isn't any one thing - it's that we live a life of freedom - we do what we want.

And we've gathered up all our wisdom and resources so you can do the same. 

A little more about us....

Katie: Once upon a time I was married, had a corporate job and lived a typical American life - watched a lot of T.V., drank a lot of alcohol, ate a lot of take-out, and had lots of surface relationships. I was unhappy, unhealthy and too busy to notice. Then bam! I had a powerful dream that prompted me quit my job, end my marriage, travel solo, get healthy, and crumble all elements of my disconnected mainstream life. 

Kris: Five years ago I owned an I.T. company that made over a million dollars in revenue the first year. But I was overweight, taking daily medications just to function, working 70+ hours a week and was drowning in my monthly overhead. Then I had to get real. I short sold my condo, walked away from my business, and got healthy. Now I spend my days doing what I want, exploring my passions, and making money while I'm at it. 

I believe that worrying what other people think is the worst thing a person can do, and that if we all could just express what is truly in our hearts and minds then the world would be such a better place. 

We've dabbled in personal growth for a while now: publishing e-books, writing blogs, and recording podcasts about many elements of our new and improved lifestyle. One day it became clear that we needed to really organize all the knowledge we had and the resources we'd discovered so that we could offer it to our fellow humans. We're so glad you're here!

Here's what's covered in the course:

Lesson One: Eliminating Physical Clutter 
How clutter affects your health, and how to kick your crap to the curb in the name of mental clarity. 

Lesson Two: What's Your Story?
Identifying your triggers, retelling your stories, and clearing out your emotional baggage. 

Lesson Three: Healthy Relationships
How to set boundaries, eliminate guilt, and stop caring what people think. The importance of nurturing your friendships.

Lesson Four: The Foundation of Intimate Relationships
Feminism, masculine + feminine polarity, the importance of expressing your feelings, and how to overcome jealousy. 

Lesson Five: Sex + Intimacy
Polyamory, monogamy and everything in between. The history of marriage, and how not to be a codependent asshole. 

Lesson Six: Sex Ed, Part One
Anatomy, sex positivity, fetishes, period sex, pubic hair, and why the foreskin rules.

Lesson Seven: Sex Ed, Part Two
Consent, safe sex, cock rings, butt plugs, butt sex tips, birth control, and what happens if you get pregnant. 

Lesson Eight: Preventative Care vs Costly Repairs
Alternative vs Mainstream medicine and how to get the best of both worlds. Energy medicine, body work and the importance of self care.

Lesson Nine: Food is Medicine
Dairy, meat, wheat, and produce: then vs now. Does organic matter? Is sugar bad? The importance of drinking coffee and home cooking. 

Lesson Ten: The Importance of a Spiritual Practice
Meditation, yoga, rituals, music, adult coloring books, and what the fuck is a vision board? An overview of the chakras and how they affect your life and relationships. 


Lesson Eleven: Creating Community
How to find your tribe online, in your city, and all over the world. How to get over yourself and get out there.  

Lesson Twelve: How to Eliminate Toxins
Shampoo to vaginal douches to fabric softener: how to read labels and not poison yourself, but still look dead sexy. 

Lesson Thirteen: Buy Less, Reuse More
How to reduce your impact, reuse stuff, and cultivate your crafty side. 

Lesson Fourteen: Lowering Your Overhead
How to set yourself up so your monthly nut is tiny and your energy and resources are adbundant. 

Lesson Fifteen: Transportation
Most people buy a car based on what color they like and what marketing they've been fed. Here's how to buy (and own) a car like a smart, savvy person. 

Lesson Sixteen: Your Housing Situation
Houses, apartments, mortgages, renting, roommates, Airstreams, communes. What's right for you?

Lesson Seventeen: The Three Levels of Employment
How to get to level three. The steps to generating passive income, and the myth of the 401K. 

Lesson Eighteen: How to Make Travel Part of Your Life
Planes, trains, busses, hostels, hotels, Airbnb, Couchsurfing, learning the language, packing light, and more. 

Lesson Nineteen: What Have You Got to Lose?
Assessing your fears and facing them. Starting where you are, Getting the fuck on with it. 

Investment: $299

What do you get for that?

  • course starts the moment you sign up
  • 19 self paced modules
  • 50+ resources
  • 9+ hours of audio recording
  • access to the material forever
  • a new life!

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